I stood there, and the eloquent thoughts that went through my mind were something like this:
"Haha. Hahahahahahaaa....whoa."
It was probably a bad idea, trying to poach an egg in a cup in the microwave, but I didn't know that beforehand. I suspected it, thought about googling it, but decided that some experiences just have to be had.
So I salvaged what could be salvaged, and it tasted very good.